Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own

Person: laughs

Me: I am the worst human being alive

Me: I stole that

Me: I don't deserve to be in existence

Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes

Me: I should never speak again

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape